All mashed up

One of the best combinations I’ve seen Glee do.. PLUS the lovely Gwyneth(!)




Book buying
voyeurism, yes.

So cool, you can see people around the world buying books with Google maps and The Book Depository (also awesome). Wait for it….



You’re so multicultural

Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is …Russian. And then you complain: your neighbour is an… immigrant? Pull yourself together!

One of the first images when I googled "immigrant".. lame.



Morbid Christmas

Original version of a note written by a soldier from the field, WWII.

1. Josef ist bei der Wehrmacht.
2. Maria ist beim Roten Kreuz.
3. Die Weisen aus dem Morgenlande haben keine Einreiseerlaubnis bekommen.
4. Der Stern von Betlehem darf wegen Verdunkelung nicht mehr scheinen.
5. Das Kind ist wegen Fliegeralarm evakuiert worden.
6. Die Krippe befindet sich bei der N.S.V.
7. Heu und Stroh hat die Wehrmacht beschlagnahmt.
8. Im Stall liegt die Flack.
9. Die Hirten sind eingezogen und die Engel nach Küpper kommadiert.
10. Wegen dem Esel allein lohnt es sich nicht.

English version Continue reading ‘WWII’



Back off!
Get your own visa!

(in memory of, “Back off! Get your own sandwich!“)

Got my visa for the UK. Was excited enough to want to photograph it and put it on here. Then I wanted to photograph all my visas and put them on here… then I thought it might not be a specifically grand idea to make all the details of my visas/passport so readily available.

Instead, you’ll see this beautiful animation, Thought of You by Ryan Woodward.

Snow Snow Snow


Christmas please

Listening to Continue reading ‘Snow Snow Snow’



Push harder

(..that’s what she said)

Continue reading ‘Broccolicious’

I could talk like a bee dripped in honey

Flatten all the vowels and throw the R away!

Proclaimers, ra ra, so uncool it makes them cool.


Inspecting Food


My favourite texture must be bread

In other breaking news, I discovered five fruit flies in my glass of wine after having drunk some of it.



You’ll love my new splatter decor

Attempted mediterranean pumpkin soup the other day.

Apparently if you don’t have a Continue reading ‘Autumnal’


Because I don't want to have to talk to you directly. Kidding, kidding... It's all in this urgent need to digitally express what I'm thinking and to know that all of 3 people may be aware of those thoughts as a direct consequence. Oh, the joy.